Sunday, September 23, 2007

One From the Heart

This was written in The Guardian.


I'm getting on. No time for messing around with the likes of Prokofiev or Trollope any more. The artists I have most time for now are those who have pushed the boundaries most bravely and inventively; who have made their chosen genre into something unanticipated, and who have done it so completely that, in your delighted amazement, you just scratch your head and say: "Well, yeah, sure," as if it had been the most natural thing in the world. So I like what Thomas Carlyle did to historical writing, what Jackson Pollock did to painting, what Wallace Stevens did to poetry. It's not absurd to put Tom Waits, America's most eloquent poet-songwriter, in that company. Enough of Dylan already. Not that there's anything wrong with Dylan, but he's provoked volumes of heavyweight analytical bloviation second only to Freud, whereas people on both sides of the Atlantic have barely begun to give the singular Tom Waits his proper due.

Why should they? Because he has turned American music into the speech-song of ordinary men and women caught in that murky bad-smelling alleyway between the juvenile rhetoric of the "American dream" and the unforgiving adult reality of contemporary life. You want the most heartbreakingly truthful, poignantly dismaying utterance on the predicament of the regular American Joe, caught in a war he can't fathom, but from which he can't honourably escape? Try Waits's "The Day After Tomorrow" from Real Gone, where he drawls and growls his way through the unbearable lyrics with the raspy ruins of a voice that is itself like a building shattered by shellfire and coated with befouled sand. That voice, the organ of a much bigger man than the slight, gaunt, delicately clownish figure (one of his CDs features him in pierrot-face - this is someone who knows exactly what he's doing), is one of the great sound instruments of American art. Other very clever songwriters - Dylan, the Canadian Leonard Cohen - have also dramatised their laryngial damage in keeping with the sharpness of their lyrics. In the opposite direction, Neil Young's falsetto wail has become more painful as he has got more desperately urgent. But none of them has, over the years, thought about how they can make their voice into a sound portrait of a country as intelligently as Waits - and then gone and done it. He is imperial America's Kurt Weill (and, for a while, he studied Weill a bit too strenuously), imitating the jangly percussive fury of Weill's most abrasive songs.

But the comparison undersells Waits's originality, for there's something almost Shakespearean about the breadth of Tom Waits's take on modern American life, his astounding capacity to get into the heads and lungs of, inter alia: barflies, hookers, junkies, fairground barkers and burlesque crooners; veteran soldiers with shrapnel-freckled limbs, reduced to selling their tin stars on the sidewalk; Pentecostal thunderers roaring doom; washed-up baseball stars wasted by booze; psychos on a short fuse; woeful optimists losing it in the marinade of their martinis; and, in one improbable case, a dead man singing sweetly from six feet under, asking his lover to come sit on his grassy grave. Only Tom Waits could make an entire song out of a running string of infomercials ("Step Right Up") and somehow turn the list into an exhaustive, funny documentary on American credulousness and American cunning: "The large print giveth / And the small print taketh away".

And this is just a short list of his many incarnations. When you dive into Waits's world you're not, it's true, taking off for la-la lullaby land; you're landed in a greasy-spoon diner as the ashy dawn comes up over the trash-strewn car lot. In an intro to "Eggs and Sausage" in a live performance in 1975, he warns of veal cutlets so "dangerous they leave the counter to beat the shit out of the coffee that's too weak to defend itself".

But though he's vinegar in the wounds of American pie-in-the-sky sentimentality, there's also plenty of tender passion bowling through the songs. "Ol' 55", one of his earliest songs from his debut 1973 album Closing Time, is an ode to joy from emerging at 6am from a night of love ("My time went so quickly / I went lickety-splitly out to my ol' 55 / and I pulled away slowly, feeling so holy/ God knows I was feeling alive"). It is the single most beautiful love song since Gershwin and Cole Porter shut their piano lids.

Usually though, Waits's love lyrics sting with salty disenchantment, and are all the more touching for it. "Never Talk to Strangers" is a barstool duet with Bette Midler where the sad-sack's predictable routine ("I'm not a bad guy when you get to know me") gets pre-empted by her wise-ass knowledge of all his lines, even as they both fall for them all over again.

I came late to the troubadour of strip-mall ruin. A BBC director, adapting my book Landscape and Memory for television, set Waits's performance of Phil Phillips's "Sea of Love" over archive images of floods in Venice. In place of the honey-drip croon was a feral roar turning the tone of the song inside out. (He does an even more astounding makeover on "Somewhere" from West Side Story, so that you feel the utter hopelessness of adolescent grief in your bones.) I'd never heard anything like it. Who the hell was that, I asked the director. I've been hooked on Waits ever since. How could you not be hooked on a writer who comes up with a line like "her hair spilled like root beer", and have you know just what he means?

Waitsomania is not a comfy addiction. His journey from the 1970s, when he was just another guitar-picking songwriter from the midwest marrying up country and blues to his cornhusk voice, has seen him travel to ever deeper and darker places in the American psyche. While Dylan was lay lady laying, Waits was trying on tawdry, as he sang, ever so politely, "I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute". From there he descended all too predictably into the usual sump of booze and dope, eventually climbing out of it with the help of his partner-writer and co-producer Kathleen Brennan, who has been responsible for some of Waits's more brilliantly raw productions.

No one can touch him for evoking every kind of music, from carousel pump organ to lounge saxophone to Berlin cabaret, Italian bel canto, and lately African and Latin sounds. Sometimes he can push his furious refusal of songster-ingratiation to the edge of self-parody, so that the primal screams, grunts, howls backed by lid clanging and stock-banging percussion just collapse into a deep ditch of vocal rage. Listening to them is like chewing on barbed wire. And yet somewhere, in the middle of all the vocal carnage is the heavily soiled innocence of someone who still reckons the good life can, after all, be just around the corner. The kid soldier, writing home to Illinois, weary with precocious, bloodily earned knowledge, sings:

I'm not fighting

For freedom

I'm fighting for my life

And another day

In the world here

I just do what I'm told

You're just the gravel on the road

And the ones that are lucky

Come home

On the day after tomorrow ...


Thursday, September 20, 2007

Da plane, Da plane...

I'm getting a tattoo. It will be something in reference to my undying passion of Tom Waits and his music et. all. If you love me, you'll leave a suggestion.

Love will in fact be determined by commentary or in lack thereof.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Dear Boston....

I wrote this the other night at work. I don't really know where any of it came from, but anyways...

It's Mardi Gras and all the colors
explode in front of a glass blown lunar lamp,
Drawn out to a surreal hyperbole with the ends pinched out and bent.
I lean against the rail of a green and white
Pistachio parlor that was built two years after my grandmother was born.
The stripped Roman columns crack with age and the chips of paint cup like
Closing Petals. -- The moon has a dim bulb tonight, Congress street doesn't seem to notice. The cars move like cut schooners through a choppy Boston youth. --
I clamor up the windy slanted staircases of old North End buildings
Where the contours of faces give way to wild silhouettes in
Poorly lit landings. We lean against the ledge and watch the State Street
towers with its erratic patters of lit offices and the blinking antenna that sell the world
secrets, and love stories, and soft drinks. We sip vodka from mismatched ceramic...the conversation grows stale and my thoughts drift to women that once loved me. They catch me smiling and wonder how third world economics is funny.

"you had to be there" I dismiss.

They go abck to their treatise and I go back to when you were here. -- And its harbor breezes still come ashore, and the express way still roars into the night, the horns of the trailers still sing to the late-night gaggles of hipsters on the overpass at the top of Newbury but... Look Boston I'm sorry, its not that I love you any less. I don't. -- The ghosts of my ex-girlfriends have taken up residency and have tea with Paul Revere in the Old North Church. And fall won't be the same and the clam chowder will suck but I have to do this. If not for myself then to prove it to myself. I'll come home for the fall, I...I'm sorry. I hope you understand.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Theres an old man sitting next to me, Making love to his tonic and gin

"and this old man in front of me wearing canes and ruby rings is like a tin can explosion when he sings, and with every chance to set himself on fire he keeps doing the same thing..."


A chill wind blows through the masionic lodge

Meanwhile Kathrine McKinnon is on the rise.

Tim Magazine told us AIDS was an epidemic

And so were boys in school. Presumption tells you

The patients were dead. The boys just grew up.

They tell me AIDS is an epidemic because it spreads.

I tell them ignorance is airborne, and the prescribe more

John Wayne films. How clever Bellhooks, that you might give

Unto to them an insecure Marion, in a cowboy-flavored pill.

The same men were outraged at Ang Lee – how dare they sulley

The good façade of the Gipper.

When America was born, Washington chopped down his fathers tree

And built a lodge by which American built its staircase to world power.

Today, Hamlet’s law rules: words, words, words. Cowboys don’t read.

Old George gave us the power to speak, and we use it to curse.

I peruse the books of Harvard and find one of Ava Gardner all pouting and seductive.

“Love is nothing”, she is quoted as saying on the cover.

Romeo is Bleeding, not so that you’d notice…

I drink alone in the Harvard tea shops every Saturday night,

Sighing at my good misfortune, in love with a dying reality

that from a distance it lacks a verisimilitude.

Down at the wharf, they wrap the fish in year old

Globe’s and I wonder if wrapping your heart in text will

Keep in fresh in the cold New England winters…

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I know a double lyrics post is huge snafu but I'm leaving for North Carolina in about 20 seconds and I do not have time to gripe over word choice, instead I'll let Josh Ritter do that. This song is amazing by the way:

All of a sudden now you're back again -
I thought you were happy with whoever?
or did you dream about me now and then?
Did you look up at the stars and feel something for the constellations?
All those lovers round their, swings and arrows,
dogs and lions separating touch from touch,
the comedy of distance, the tragedy of separation.

Am I making all the right moves?
Am I singing you the right blues?
Is there a time when I can call you, just to see how you are doing?

I said how is it that you come back to me? You don't need the stories of my scars or in the stars to tell you nothings free. I traded all the innocence I ever had for hesitation. I said won't you tell me where you've been? You put a finger to my lips and then you kiss me once and once again. The crickets all lept up and met the moon with a standing ovation.

Am I making all the right moves?
Am I singing you the right blues?
Is there a time when I can call you, just to see how you are doing?

I heard the night was picking up this song, you threw your hair back and you sang along. And I realised...

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Because its a great song and you should like it

Leonard Cohen - First We Take Manhattan Lyrics





They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
For trying to change the system from within
I'm coming now, I'm coming to reward them
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin
I'm guided by a signal in the heavens
I'm guided by this birthmark on my skin
I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I'd really like to live beside you, baby
I love your body and your spirit and your clothes
But you see that line there moving through the station?
I told you, I told you, told you, I was one of those

Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I don't like your fashion business mister
And I don't like these drugs that keep you thin
I don't like what happened to my sister
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I'd really like to live beside you, baby ...

And I thank you for those items that you sent me
The monkey and the plywood violin
I practiced every night, now I'm ready
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

I am guided

Ah remember me, I used to live for music
Remember me, I brought your groceries in
Well it's Father's Day and everybody's wounded
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I went to...only if its on the second...yeah but fred has it already

Growing up sucks. I fake a good adult but I just can't get there. I remember walking down the hall in third grade and reading a sign that said something like "to give is better than to receive" or however you'd word that for a 9 year old and I thought "fuck that." A teacher told us we'd understand that better when we were older. And I did, I hate getting gifts. Its a lot of work and no one ever gets you what you really want or find amusing unless they are a really close. Lets drop the perfunctory and get me drunk on your tab. I never got the adult aspect of relationships though. I'm still a selfish "why not" type who never really gets over his losses.

Oh, speaking of that. Check out what landed in my HonestyBox on facebook. if you don't know what either of those are just keep reading:

"You're a selfish scumbag who falls in and out of love way too easily."

First part: yes
Second part: yes
Third part: I wish.

I still wonder what Helene is doing with herself once a weak and I haven't seen her in seven years, nor was our relationship significant at all. If I actually loved you, chances are I probably never stopped. Thats what i hate about me most. I never get over that shit. It sits in my, more quietly as time moves on, but it never leaves. Maybe at the ten year mark but so far im stuck with these memories that only...I don't know, haunt? But they aren't unwelcome, they just don't help anything.

Moving along, I realize I am a tad hyperbolic at times but I have found the greatest thing EVER! They are these little applesauce-sized peanut butter containers that have the vacuum seal tops. When I saw this shit in the stores I lost my fucking mind. I mean, how many times have you sat at your kitchen table alone at 3 am eating crackers and peanut butter alone under a naked lightbulb? Countless right? I know. So I see this and I'm like "problem solved. No more butter knives or half crackers left in the jar for someone elses unfortunate suprise. No longer will Toasted's crumbs end up in my fucking jelly jar or will I grab at paper towels awkwardly because random regions of my hand are covered in peanut butter. We've climbed the mighty mountain my brothers, and it has felt good."

3 vats in and I'm happy to say that I'm the most protein fueled boy on the block. And I bought wheat crackers to dip so I might as well just get my fucking SI cover now. Take it easy ladies, theres plenty to go around.

if you like good music, DO NOT BUY the new Rilo Kiley. To plagerize from my good fruende Ethan: (here's his record review)

Label: Warner Bros. Records
Release Date: August 17th - 21st 2007
Genre: Pop-Rock
Tracklist:
1. Silver Lining
2. Close Call
3. The Moneymaker
4. Breakin' Up
5. Under The Blacklight
6. Dreamworld
7. Dejalo
8. 15
9. Smoke Detector
10. The Angels Hung Around
11. Give A Little Love






LOL

they don't make better reviews folks. Avoid that shitstorm at all costs. If you want something worthwhile get

Rufus Wainwright - Everybody Knows (yea the Cohen song)
Fruitkey - Competition