Monday, April 21, 2008

According to most Celebrities...

So Savannah was kind enough to read my birth chart, I'm still not really sure what that is, but heres what it said. I'm hoping to get some feedback on whether you think its correct.

"here's what your birth chart says,...

Sun in Scorpio (how you are inwardly)

Physical energy and courage. Strong passions. Regeneration and improvement. Strong sexual powers.

Weaknesses: He is suspicious, defiant, extremist: he has a vindictive nature. Can turn violent.

Moon in Aquarius (how you project outwardly)

He is sociable, intelligent and lucid. Thanks to great sociability, he has many friends. He is modern, original, inventive, non-conformist and brings new life.

Weaknesses: he is eccentric, with sharp mood swings. Complex love life.

Mercury in Sagittarius (represents communication and logic)

Democrat, philosopher, tolerant, respectful of laws. Likes foreign travel. Believes that everything teaches you something.

Weaknesses: free spirit, that likes adventure and will leap into hazardous and risky affairs.

Venus in Sagittarius (the love and relationship planet)

Open-heartedness, devotion, generosity, charity, altruism. He likes foreigners or he can find love abroad. Has problems with the family or with the society in which he lives. He looks for affection, love far from the family circle or from the native country.

Weaknesses: he loves adventure and risk, and the unforeseen is always to be expected.

Mars in Capricorn (desire for action and physical energy)

He is inflexible, rigid. He is very firm, controls himself, observes and is very watchful. He has a great sense of responsibility.

Weaknesses: he has a vindictive character, is hard and bitter.

Jupiter in Scorpio (expansion and grace)

He is provocative, brusque, offensive. Very pretentious and opinionated, with lots of authority and ambition. Possibility of a large family.

Weaknesses: immoderate sensual appetite. Pretension, disdain, insolence.

Saturn in Libra (contraction and effort)

Recognized for his seriousness, moral qualities. He is respectable, conscientious.

Weaknesses: not open to new ideas.

Uranus in Sagittarius (individual liberty and egoistic liberty)

He is shy, delicate but proud, bold and lively.

Neptune in Sagittarius (transcendental liberty and non egoistic liberty)

Likes long voyages, things foreign, water.

Pluto in Libra (transformations, mutations and elimination)

Brings changes."

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Whoa, when the fuck is earth day?

Alright so I havn't been writing anything of substance for awhile now. I think in the coming weeks you'll prefer that because there will be 3 months of whiney schlock. I had my heart destroyed this weekend so its going to be a large amount of self-reflection and quoting terrbile songs. Long story short, I gat 99 problems but a bitch ain't one...anymore. Plan your vacations now.

So i'm here at work on a sunday escaping my problems and I have to make fliers for our earth day event. I want to point something out here I'd never noticed until today. I can find a picture of paitings in the louvre, unmolested and unemcombered by the riggors of intellectual property, but if I google image a fucking tree I get "FREE PHOTO" plastered all over it.

Let me write that again. its a fucking tree, its probably not even your tree but still someone wants credit for shooting a tree they don't own. Free needs to be redefined to not mean Under written by our Marketing team.

Happy Earth Day everyone...

"I was looking for replacement, when the sun burst through the skies, all in a dream, all in a dream..."

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Leaving Town.



Click on it to read the word bubbles.

Thursday, March 27, 2008



Sometimes i love this city.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Office Wars

It was already a day for fighters. I came in to an e-mail sent to three of my supervisors stating that I’d not done anything I said I would have. Or so it seemed. Admittedly I was caught. Not that I’d done anything wrong but it pissed me off to the point that my day was ruined.

I printed it out for a file I now had to keep on the woman. A co-worker told me to smile and I handed her the page. “this is why I’ll quit sooner than later.”

Drunks all of them. I didn’t wake up this early to write a legal brief. I had to though, if the day was going to be salvaged, I needed to discredit this woman to the point that she appeared a ladder rung above homeless.

The win came easy, a lot of phone calls to folks she couldn’t remember the names of, at a time before anyone in membership worked in membership. It was beautiful. When my boss approached me, I not only had highlighted the questionable elements of the request, but created a list of unanswerable questions at the bottom of the page. I got reprimanded. There’s no escaping that fate, but when it was done it was done. It didn’t linger in the office air like an unexpected, unwanted passing. If anyone died here it was the lady in the e-mail and I stood over her arguments corpse like a roman gladiator.

This was a day for fighters, and for the time being, I’d passed the first test. I shot down my coffee and moved for my access card. I was a champion but the lions were moving in and they were smelling blood…

Monday, March 17, 2008

Fun with Wikipedia

So i've been bored and uncreative. I've been reading non-fiction and other such informative typed things. Heres something I found Link-hopping in wikipedia and thought I'd post it cause it was interesting:

The Sogdian language is an extinct Middle Iranian language that was spoken in Sogdiana (Zarafshan River Valley), located in modern day Uzbekistan and Tajikistan (chief cities: Samarkand, Panjakent, Fergana).

Sogdian is one of the most important Middle Iranian languages with a large literary corpus, standing next to Middle Persian and Parthian. The language belongs to the Northeastern branch of Iranian languages. No evidence of an earlier version of the language (*Old Sogdian) have been found, although the mention of the area in Old Persian inscriptions means that a separate and recognisable Sogdiana existed since at least the Achaemenid era (ca. 550-323 BCE). Sogdian possesses a more conservative grammar and morphology than Middle Persian.

The economic and political importance of the language guaranteed its survival in the first few centuries after the conquest of Sogdiana by the Muslims in the early eighth century CE. The fact that the earliest texts of Modern Persian have been written in the territory of Sogdiana under the patronage of Samanid Kings means that many Sogdian words have entered Modern Persian as well. Only a dialect of Sogdian, called Yaghnobi language, has survived into the 21st century and is spoken by the mountain dwellers of the Yaghnob valley.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes.

Am I wrong, or could we make sign language the universal verbage [sic] without millions of barriers?

Wouldn't this cut down on the capital punishment in countries where they cut your hands off...or the crime. either way, win win. What do you guys think?